By Hillary Busis
Updated December 18, 2012 at 06:33 PM EST
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E!’s most famous family is dreaming of a white Christmas — because white’s the best color for reflecting flashbulbs, naturally.

The whole krew cloaked themselves in snow-colored outfits for what E! calls “the always hotly anticipated production that is the Kardashian and Jenner family holiday card,” which hit the web today. Because the holidays are a time for love and acceptance, I’ll try not to quibble with the network’s lack of quotation marks around “hotly anticipated.” But I do have a few burning questions about the image. Namely:

– Is it still a family Christmas card if four out of 12 family members had to be Photoshopped in after the fact?

– What, no Kanye? A third of the card is already fake — you couldn’t just digitally add in this photo, or something?

– Why is that poor (and, er, sadly deceased) kitty trapped in a glass case of emotion?

– Why is Kendall Jenner blithely lounging on a filing cabinet?

– Who looks the most uncomfortable: Lamar Odom, baby Penelope, or Kris Jenner’s left arm?

Your thoughts are kindly requested in the komments.

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