Memorable lines from ''The Hobbit,'' ''The Office,'' and more

”Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” —Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) on The Office

”No, I would have doubted me too.” —Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman), after dwarf leader Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage) questions his survival skills, in The Hobbit

”He could be your soul mate, your kindred spirit, your One Tree Hill.” —Alex (Elisha Cuthbert), talking about a boy to Penny (Casey Wilson), on Happy Endings

”It’s just you and me, Sister. God’s off having schnapps with the nice Santa.” —Psycho Santa Leigh Emerson (Ian McShane), upon cornering Sister Jude (Jessica Lange), on American Horror Story: Asylum

”Let’s go out there and give it everything we’ve got, and let’s get these wankers!” —George Dryer (Gerard Butler), coaching his son’s soccer team, in Playing for Keeps

”If the ties that bind ever do come loose/If forever ever ends for you/If that ring gets a little too tight/ You might as well read me my last rites.” —The Band Perry’s Kimberly Perry on the single ”Better Dig Two”

”I smile at her, and I take off my clothes for you. I wait for you. I watch for you. My whole life is you. I can’t breathe because I’m waiting for you. You own me, you control me! I belong to you.” —Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), professing her love for married man President Fitzgerald Grant (Tony Goldwyn), on Scandal

”That’s my new profile picture, by the way — I think that’s gonna really work for me.” —Anderson Cooper, sharing a photo of himself with an eye patch after temporarily going blind, on Anderson Live

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