By EW Staff
December 12, 2012 at 03:05 PM EST

Submitted by Matthew:

Brad: “My grandma’s nickname for Jane was cocaine.”

Dave: “Cocaine?”

Brad: “She’s skinny, white, the scourge of the black community.”

Dave: “Wow, that’s a special kind of racism.”

Brad (Damon Wayans Jr.) and Dave (Zachary Knighton) on Happy Endings

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