Update: Annie’s recap is live. Spoiler ahead! After a star-studded finale featuring Dance Center, a Pam Anderson five-man lap dance, and McKayla Maroney not oppressing the urge to make a “Call Me Maybe” hand gesture, one Sparkalien couple has been crowned the new King and Queen of Planet Mirrorballus. They are…..
MELISSA RYCROFT AND TONY DOVOLANI!
Aggggggggggh! Dying! #sparklebarf!!!
Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough were SHOCKINGLY the runners-up.
Kelly Monaco and Violinin’ Valentin Chmerkovskiy came in third.
Tony’s spellbinding smile and any normal person’s conception of a “Super-Sized Freestyle” encourage you to appraise EW.com’s Hidden Gems of the ‘All-Stars’ finals!