By Hillary Busis
November 27, 2012 at 06:42 PM EST
John Shearer

Obligatory disclaimer: It is entirely possible that this photo is fake, and that Baby Hashtag Jameson actually has a totally normal name, like Bookcase, or Sandstorm, or maybe Hat.

But considering a guy in Egypt really did name his firstborn “Facebook” — to commemorate the role social media played in 2011’s Egyptian revolution — anything’s possible.

So watch out, celebrities: Normals have seen and raised you in the poker game that is bizarre baby namery. If you want to continue dominating the table, you’ll have to up the ante. Uma Thurman might be able to give you some ideas.

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