By Darren Franich
November 16, 2012 at 05:20 PM EST

After taking a long sabbatical to walk the earth like Caine in Kung Fu, we’re proud to announce the return of Entertainment Geekly, our weekly podcast covering all things from the wild and wonderful world of fantastical pop culture. This week, Jeff Jensen and I very carefully tiptoe into the world of Twilight, before discussing the new season of American Horror Story (which Jeff recaps.) Topics discussed include: The youth of America, the fall of the white male patriarchy, and the possibility that Satan is going to have an epic showdown with aliens and Nazis. That last part refers to American Horror Story, not Twilight. As we all know, the only bad people in Twilight are the creepy British-accented Italians.

Listen to the complete podcast below, or check us out in the iTunes store. Tweet arguments and counterarguments at us at @DarrenFranich and @EWDocJensen.

Past Podcasts:

The Untold Story of Marvel (with guest star Sean Howe!)

‘Big Brother’ finale, ‘Last Resort’ premiere, and the fall videogame preview

Fall Geek TV Preview

Entertainment Geekly looks at ‘The Hobbit,’ ‘Cloud Atlas,’ and the other geeky fall movies

Wonder Woman and Superman in love! Plus: More ‘Big Brother’