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Here is what you will see in the trailer for The Last Stand, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s unretirement action film: Johnny Knoxville proudly addressing his personal chaingun as “my little Nazi killer”; Luis Guzman wielding a sword; a bad guy who drives a Zero One, which is “faster than any chopper”; Schwarzenegger saying the words “Gimme dat damn ting!”; Peter Stormare positively dripping with Stormarity; an action scene in the middle of a cornfield, clearly intended as an homage to North By Northwest; and, finally, Schwarzenegger helpfully explaining his role in the movie with a theater-exploding catchphrase, “I’m da sheriff!” Yes, friends, this is cinema. Watch the trailer:

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The Last Stand

  • Movie
  • R
  • 147 minutes
  • Jee-woon Kim