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Fifty Shades Of Chicken

There's no shortage of Fifty Shades of Grey spoofs, spinoffs and coattail-riders. Some of them are kind of weird, some are sad and some are downright desperate. We were ready to write off FL Fowler's dirty cookbook Fifty Shades of Chicken as just another notch on E L James' bedpost, but then we watched this exclusive trailer and began to reconsider:

Does that make you feel all hot and buttered, erm, bothered just listening to it? And speaking of listening, who's that narrating? Random House is keeping mum, but it sounds like Ian McKellan or Patrick Stewart. Voice your guess below, and you can pick up a copy of Fifty Shades of Chicken on Nov. 13 in time to surprise your in-laws with Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken for the holidays. Because nothing says Thanksgiving quite like the Dripping Thighs of a trussed-up roast chicken.

Fifty Shades of Grey (Book)
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