Memorable lines from ''Ben and Kate,'' ''The Office,'' and more

By EW Staff
November 02, 2012 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Flu shot? I eat 15 organic blackberries a day. Do the math. I’m immortal.” —Ben (Nat Faxon), explaining his health regimen, on Ben and Kate

”When you’re with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them. And that is love.” —Erin (Ellie Kemper), about the obsession her boyfriend, Andy (Ed Helms), has with his college a cappella group, on The Office

”After months of dating, this week Taylor Swift broke up with her boyfriend, Conor Kennedy. When Kennedy asked if they were ever getting back together, Taylor just handed him an iPod and was like, ‘Play track 6.”’ —Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”The last thing we want is for things to get complicated like in It’s Complicated, so we’re just gonna go with it like in Just Go With It and be friends with benefits like in No Strings Attached.” —Alex (Elisha Cuthbert), describing her new casual relationship with Dave (Zachary Knighton), on Happy Endings