Memorable lines from ''Jimmy Kimmel Live!,'' ''30 Rock,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated October 19, 2012 at 04:00 AM EDT

”He shows more cleavage than I do! It’s ridiculous.” —Demi Lovato, about fellow X Factor judge Simon Cowell, on Jimmy Kimmel Live

”We’re not making Band-Aids here, so Johnson should never meet Johnson.” —Alan (Jon Cryer) to Walden (Ashton Kutcher), while setting ground rules for their upcoming threesome with Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith), on Two and a Half Men

”And maybe you ought to look in the mirror before leaving your house in the morning because you look like someone’s been slowly poisoning Sally Field.” —Jenna (Jane Krakowski), to Liz (Tina Fey), on 30 Rock

”I think I must have made out with, like, 947 Indonesian people today alone just by putting that thing in my mouth!” —Jaymes, after wearing a lion mask to participate in a parade in Indonesia, on The Amazing Race