In September, onetime hope and change advocate Lindsay Lohan asked Barack Obama to cut her taxes — and the president had the nerve not to respond to her perfectly reasonable request. As though he’s got other things to worry about! Now it looks like LiLo is taking Obama’s snub to heart: Last night, she revealed that she’s changing her political allegiance to Mitt Romney.

“I think unemployment is very important for now, so as of now I think [my vote] is Mitt Romney,” she told a group of reporters, including a few from Fox News. Evidently, Lohan also has other, more mysterious reasons for endorsing the Mittster — but she’s keeping them under wraps for now. “It’s a long story, but you’re going to have to wait for that,” she explained yesterday. When contacted for comment, Lohan’s publicist declined to elaborate any further.

Considering the source, this news should be taken with a 26 ounce canister of Morton Salt. But if Lohan really is switching teams — pause for Samantha Ronson jokes — at least she’ll be in immortal company: The ever-youthful Stacey Dash isn’t backing down from her own Romney endorsement, even though she’s gotten a ton of Twitter flack for it.

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