Oh, the places you shouldn't go!
Forget the aurora borealis, unless you can enjoy it while battling rabid wolves with your cold, bare hands.
Aliens are aiming their weapons straight at Honolulu. Catch a rad wave elsewhere, dude.
Hard to enjoy a frosty Corona when you’re being hunted by a vicious drug cartel run by Salma Hayek.
House at the End of the Street
That’s right. You can’t even trust your neighbors anymore.
New York City
A Norse god with an inferiority complex and an alien army are laying siege to the Big Apple.
The Devil Inside
The Sistine Chapel will have to wait. Possessions of the body-contorting variety are rampant.
The Expendables 2
Wander over here and Jean-Claude Van Damme might enslave you in his uranium-mining ring.
Hungry grizzly bears and post-nuclear-meltdown mutant cannibals don’t make for great postcards.
Outer space and Mars
John Carter, Prometheus
Nasty aliens. Plus, in space, no one can hear you scream.