By Ray Rahman
Updated September 28, 2012 at 04:27 PM EDT

If Christina Aguilera tries to lure you into the bathroom at a seedy bar, don’t do it! It’s a trick.

How do we know? Because all of Xtina’s dirty little tricks are on display in her new “Your Body” video, which begins with the disclaimer “No men were harmed in the making of this video.” The clip features the Voice mentor dolled up like a trailer-park-raised Lucille Ball, riding around in a pink pick-up truck and causing trouble all around town.

Take a look at “Your Body” below and let us know what you think in the comments:

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