By Maane Khatchatourian
Updated September 27, 2012 at 06:51 PM EDT
Credit: Jesse Cowell/My Damn Channel

Image credit: Ethan Miller/[/caption]Are you looking for a way to become the “master of your domain,” “king of the county,” “lord of the manor,” “queen of the castle”? Rest assured, 50 Cent has the antidote for you. The rapper tweeted a simple, four-step “stop-masturbating” plan last night. Fitty, who’s always been a man of “the Book,” just wants his fans to live a “sin”-free life.

Here are the tweets below.

These are great suggestions, but may we propose a fifth step? Do not go to “the candy shop.”

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