Memorable lines from ''The New Normal,'' ''Glee,'' and more

By EW Staff
September 21, 2012 at 04:00 AM EDT

”When Amanda Bynes punches an address into her car, even her GPS says, ‘Stay home.”’ —Chelsea Handler, on Amanda Bynes’ recent car issues, on Chelsea Lately

”My couch was an exquisite leather antique. Now I’ll just think of it as Judi Dench with a tramp stamp.” —Bryan (Andrew Rannells), after someone marks up his couch, on The New Normal

”I see ‘Keep out!’ signs as suggestions more than actual orders, like ‘Dry-clean only.”’ —The Doctor (Matt Smith) on Doctor Who

”If you are not suffering from severe body dysmorphia, you don’t want it enough.” —Cassandra (Kate Hudson), to her dance students, including Rachel (Lea Michele), on Glee