By Hillary Busis
September 12, 2012 at 02:40 PM EDT

Hey, remember that great early ’00s movie where Rachael Leigh Cook and Chad Michael Murray basically just make out for two hours? No? That’s because it didn’t exist — until now.

Funny or Die’s latest saliva-soaked masterpiece features the stars of She’s All That and One Tree Hill engaging in a tonsil hockey game that just… won’t… end. The soft focus! The reign of destruction, reminiscent of Cook’s amazing anti-drug PSA! The disgusting part with the sandwich! The reminder that both of these actors are, in fact, still people! Bravo, Funny or Die — you win major Millennial nostalgia points today. Watch and be amazed:

In case you were wondering, both Cook and Murray are still working — Chad recently wrapped a horror flick called The Haunting in Georgia, while Rachael will be wrongly imprisoned for drug trafficking in the Lifetime movie Left to Die (with Barbara Hershey!). So, you know, they’ve got that going for them.

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