Soundbites: Sept. 14/21, 2012

”Do all 18-year-old young Mormon girls dance like this?” —Judge Nigel Lythgoe, to a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance

”No, I’m not wearing this. I’m wearing something else. What a brilliant observation.” —Fiona (Lisa Kudrow), after Robin (Julie Claire) asks if that’s what she’s wearing, on Web Therapy

”This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool. It keeps you wet.” —June, on wrapping her head with a wet towel, on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

”Donald Trump was bumped from speaking at the Republican convention because of Hurricane Isaac. See, nobody ever talks about the good things hurricanes do.” —Jay Leno on The Tonight Show