August 31, 2012 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Harvey Specter doesn’t get cotton mouth.” —Harvey (Gabriel Macht), after getting high with Mike (Patrick J. Adams), on Suits

”Avril Lavigne got engaged to the lead singer of Nickelback, making it the first time that people are hoping someone’s new wife breaks up a band.” —Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately

”Sometimes silence is the best response.” —Kanye West, evaluating Kim Kardashian’s closet, on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

”You are not the first girl to fall for ‘Downton Grabby.”’ —Spencer (Troian Bellisario) to Hanna (Ashley Benson), about Wren (Julian Morris), who is British, on Pretty Little Liars

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