The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ''Bunheads,'' ''The Soup,'' and more

”Good thing I didn’t bring my kimono.” —Elaine (Sigourney Weaver), after her son says she’s being racist by bringing up a Japanese wedding tradition to his Asian fiancée, on Political Animals

”I’d like my fans to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch only has 30 calories a bowl in it.” —Robert Pattinson, after host George Stephanopoulos asks what he’d like fans to know about his personal life, on Good Morning America

”You’re like an X-rated Mary Poppins.” —Fanny (Kelly Bishop) to Michelle (Sutton Foster), after she says she carries condoms and handcuffs in her performance tool kit, on Bunheads

”Because the world has been clamoring for assless mom jeans.” —Joel McHale, on an upcoming clothing line inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey, on The Soup