Memorable lines from ''Conan,'' ''Dallas,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated August 10, 2012 at 12:00 PM EDT
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”Eight female badminton players were expelled from the Olympics for trying to lose on purpose…. So, tragically, they’ll never have another chance to play badminton unless they get invited to a picnic.” —Conan O’Brien on Conan

”Owen French, will you marry me? But you have to promise that the next time you have a heart attack and go into a coma, you’ll at least send me a text.” —Jane (Brooke Elliott) on Drop Dead Diva

”This is the Big Brother house. You can bounce checks.” —Mike ”Boogie” Malin, to a fellow contestant who was worried about writing checks he ”may not be able to cash,” on Big Brother

”If I catch you anywhere near Bobby’s room, I’ll shoot you. And since you have no heart, it’ll be somewhere more vital.” — Ann (Brenda Strong), to J.R. (Larry Hagman), on Dallas

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