Memorable lines from ''So You Think You Can Dance,'' ''Bachelor Pad,'' and more

”I don’t know what kind of cereal these two have had this morning because there was some soul in that bowl!”

—Mary Murphy, praising Amber and Brandon’s performance, on So You Think You Can Dance

”I feel so, like, subhuman. I honestly feel like I’m in Disneyland. I feel like I’m a robot.”

—”Super fan” Brittany, about getting to play as a contestant, on Bachelor Pad

”She was a great kid, very sweet. But then…she didn’t die.”

—Matt LeBlanc, explaining how he met his stalker through the Make-A-Wish Foundation, on Episodes

”Kristen Stewart cheated in the afternoon because she knows Robert Pattinson can’t be outside in the daytime.”

—Chelsea Handler, on the news that Stewart two-timed boyfriend Pattinson with director Rupert Sanders, on Chelsea Lately

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Bachelor Pad
Chris Harrison reassembles former rose-contenders for a second chance at reality fame, love, and televised skankiness
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