Lamar Khloe
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Basketball star and Kardashian-by-choice Lamar Odom is returning to the center of the Kardashian world after an unsuccessful attempt to extend the Kardashian brand to Dallas. After playing less than a season with the Mavericks, Odom has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers, People reports. This assures that his wife Khloé’s role on Keeping Up With the Kardashians will evolve from “offering inane wisdom while on the phone from Dallas” to “offering inane wisdom in person.” This also assures that the next season of Khloé and Lamar will feature 150 percent more meddling by matriarch Kris Jenner. Actually, now that all the Kardashians are back in one city, we may finally be entering Act 5 of the Kardashian Family Tragedy, which will end with a 15-way Mexican standoff that leaves every Kardashian dead on the throne room floor, and then Kanye West will go over to the dying Kim Kardashian and whisper: “Good night, sweet princess, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.”

Exeunt, pursued by a Bear.

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