The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ''Drag U,'' ''Futurama,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated June 29, 2012 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Now, I may not be Judge Judy, but I’m about to take you to a higher court, where you’ll get a restraining order on negativity and get full custody of everything that makes you fabulous.” —RuPaul, speaking to new students whose marriages ended in divorce, on Drag U

”There was a big Twitter outage in the U.S. today. Or, as people at work put it, ‘Well, guess I better get back to Facebook.”’ —Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”Well, it wasn’t a bad life. If only I could get back that time I spent watching TRON: Legacy.” —Leela (Katey Sagal), while waiting for the world to end, on Futurama

”This time we both play bad cops — and I’m talkin’ Training Day.” —Boyce (Cedric the Entertainer), to his wife, after she suggests playing good cop/bad cop to discipline their daughter, on The Soul Man