No, not in bed, not this time. I’m sorry. Also, that’s gross. Look at him; he’s like 10.

Treat yo self to this 1991 footage of the Drive star — back when he was an actual gosling — singing “When a Man Loves a Woman” (the Michael Bolton reprise!) and completely upstaging his older sister in a dance routine to C&C Music Factory’s “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” in a Mormon talent show.

My overwhelming thought: “Macaulay Culkin WISHES.”

Is it possible to cringe, laugh, and awwww at the same time? Rhetorical question! I am doing it!

Here we can definitely see hints of the insanely attractive web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory waterfowl Ryan Gosling would become. His star power cannot be denied, especially when he executes a full-body shimmy on the crucial line “Guys, grab a girl / Don’t wait, make the twirl.” Even the person filming was already in crazy stupid love with him and completely neglected big sis in favor of getting a primo RyGo shot.

Can 10-year-old Ryan Gosling please trade lives with present-day Justin Bieber? Then we would have TWO Ryan Goslings and you can figure out the rest.

Is this the cutest thing Ryan Gosling has ever done?

Thanks to omg! from Yahoo! for the heads up.

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