By Marc Snetiker
Updated April 30, 2012 at 08:38 PM EDT
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Call it Fifty Shades of Grey for the folk scene. The latest Tumblr to catch our eye is Bon Iver Erotic Stories, or as the blog’s handle would have it, Boniverotica. Yes, behind the delicate portmanteau is a scary thought: What would happen if you crossed the ethereal crooners with the subtle raunch of Ryan Gosling’s Hey, Girl meme? The result is surprisingly soothing. Take a peek at some of our favorite passages below:

Now, it doesn’t help matters that Bon Iver, in its pronounciation alone, can be warped into dozens of dirty sayings that involve not-so-clever puns on the word “bone” (though none as clever as the all-male XXX-rated boy band Bone Direction). Is this the start of other inspired music-romance novel-esque mash-ups? Share your best title ideas in the comments, but keep it clean(ish)!

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