By Annie Barrett
April 23, 2012 at 11:55 PM EDT
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Update: Annie’s recap is live.

I heard it through the tinsel-wrapped, jewel-encrusted grapevine that it’s Motown Week on Dancing With the Stars! The eight remaining couples will dance on their own and then compete in a special Motown Marathon cha cha at the end. William Levy (pictured) and Cheryl will be doing the rumba in the coveted last spot, so be sure to drape yourself in thin strips of toilet paper (fastened by a single gem at the left hip) to ready yourself for his “bedroom dance” by about…oh, I’d say 9:15 to be safe.

Click over here to join’s live blog of the sixth liiiiiiiiiiiiiive performance show of season 14! As always, nominate your hidden gems in the comments on this post during and after the show, and stay tuned for my full recap and Tristan’s blog overnight!

Do you consider yourself a loin-shattering sex machine? You will after clicking through today’s photo gallery of Bruno Tonioli’s sauciest ‘DWTS’ critiques with thrrrrrrrrobbing intensity.

Also: Don’t miss 20/20‘s Dancing With the Stars special at 10 p.m.!

If you missed my writeup of Titanic With Len Goodman on PBS, check it out!

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All of Annie’s ‘DWTS’ episode recaps

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