By Michelle Profis
Updated April 19, 2012 at 03:39 PM EDT

Go ahead and add “TV’s Greatest Sport” to Nick Offerman’s résumé. The increasingly lovable Parks and Rec actor joined forces with Conan O’Brien last night for a new segment titled “Nick Offerman from ‘Parks and Rec’ Reads Tweets from Young Female Celebrities.” Slightly catchier than “The Best Tweets of Kanye West,” right?

What’s even better is that Offerman read off tweets from the likes of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus while wielding power tools. Honestly, after hearing him recite the musings of Miranda Cosgrove while holding an ax, it’s safe to say I’ll never read tweets the same way again. Watch the magic below:

What other female celebs should Offerman read off, PopWatchers? At this point, is it humanly possible to love Offerman any more?

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