Give Harry Potter fans a spoonful of veritaserum and you still couldn’t have expected this: Thanks to trending topic #HarryPotterChatUpLines that’s taken Twitter by storm, die-hard Potterheads have a reason to throw caution to the wind and set their inner magical longings free in the form of 140-character blurbs. From the cute and sweet (“You can have the portkey to my heart.”) to the downright dirty (“One night with me and they’ll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.”), there seems to be no creative end to the innuendos of Rowling’s prose.
Read a chosen few from creative tweeters after the jump:
@HPSupporters: We must be in the Room of Requirement because you’re just what I’m looking for.
@BetterThanToday: Are you a quaffle? Because I can see myself scoring with you.
@mattbrowne182: My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
@adultswim: Will you be my Patronus? Because you’re a fox.
@harrypotterish: Do you play Quidditch? Because you look like a Keeper.
@harrypotterHQ: I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my mind.
@r4bbit_he4rt: Are you a Dementor? Because you took my breath away.
PopWatchers, I unleash your flirtatious minds! What pithy flashes of creativity can you conjure up? I’ll start: I can’t wait to get my Ravenclaws all over you!