By Dalton Ross
March 29, 2012 at 04:00 PM EDT

The Celebrity Apprentice is perhaps the greatest show in the history of television for the pure absurdity it delivers on a weekly basis. I’ve checked every program on every other channel, and I am confident stating that this is the only place where you will find American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken and former Dog Pound enthusiast Arsenio Hall engaging in giggly wrestling. The hijinks will take place this Sunday, when Arsenio disses and dismisses Clay’s joke-writing ability. This leads Aiken to deliver some achin’ to his teammate while creepy ’70s porn music blares in the background. (This is why I love you, Celebrity Apprentice!) Enjoy this exclusive sneak peek of Sunday’s THREE HOUR EPISODE by clicking on the video player below. And for more reality ramblings, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.