One-liners from ''Cougar Town,'' ''90210,'' and more

By EW Staff
March 16, 2012 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I end up in New York City in the trunk of a car. Which is surprising, since Gotti is off the show.” —Penn Jillette, on squeezing into a car trunk during a Buick presentation, on The Celebrity Apprentice

”When I was a kid, I had a Huffy. Her name was Sparkly Thunder.” —Jules (Courteney Cox), on her old bicycle, on Cougar Town

”Bobby, wanna come over and watch the game tonight? I’m making a three-bean salad, but it’s bring your own bean. Can I put you down for garbanzo?” —Teddy on Bob’s Burgers

”Have you started practicing hailing cabs and being snobbish about pizza?” —Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord), to Silver (Jessica Stroup), on how she should be prepping for her move to New York, on 90210

”You’re a grown man. Act like one. Tell Amy you wanna spend the weekend having a sleepover and playing videogames with your friends.” —Howard (Simon Helberg), to Sheldon (Jim Parsons), on The Big Bang Theory