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March 16, 2012 at 07:29 AM EDT

++ “Unfortunately, unless Harry’s Law really took off this week and no one told me, you two are the biggest stars at the network.” —Jack, talking to Tracy and Jenna about their parade hosting duties

++ Jenna: “We are total pros.”

Tracy: “On television and when it comes to the assisted suicide debate.”

++ “I’ll take care of Tracy and Jenna like they’re my own children, which is a bad example because I left my kids at a Sears in 2004.” —Hazel

++ “I will be wearing head-to-toe orange in honor of Protestant William of Orange. Inventor of the orange according to Yahoo Answers.” —Liz

++ “Well I’m sorry we can’t all belong to ethnic groups as beloved as the Germans.” —Jack

++ Tracy: “Siri kill Jenna!”

Siri: “I killed Jenna Elfman. Is that right?”

++ “If I’ve learned anything from reading Liddy’s princess books, unicorn hair has magical properties.” —Jack

++ “May your pornography be free of diarrhea.” —Liz’s German curse on Jack

++ “You missed the end of the lez movie. Their daughter? She goes off to college. And Mark Ruffalo? He’s just going to do his own thing at the restaurant.” —Dennis

++ Criss: “I just thought you were emotionally infantile.”

Liz: “I am. Me baby!”

++ “Liz, we need to talk. Open up a bag of wine.” —Dennis

++ “I’m sorry that I can’t just be a normal person and tell you stuff. Like nice stuff. Like greeting card stuff.” —Liz

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