By Jeff Labrecque
March 02, 2012 at 06:55 PM EST
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The distance between your current mental well-being and that of post-Two and Half Men meltdown Charlie Sheen is (hopefully) vast. But it’s a slippery slope, TV watchers. At least that’s the idea behind DirecTV’s new commercial starring the rebounding Anger Management star: Cable TV recording frustrations can send the most reasonable person into a tailspin that leads from the sofa to the bar to a Turkish bath to Platoon reenactments. The horror… the horror. Watch below.

If you ran into Sheen in a Turkish bath, would you really reenact scenes from Platoon? I’d aim higher… Red Dawn. Wolverines!

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