By Stephan Lee
February 29, 2012 at 05:43 PM EST
Lewis Jacobs/NBC

Grand Central has announced that the “Forget You” singer and Voice coach is working on a memoir, which will probably be one of those books that’s more appealing the more incomprehensible it is. The memoir, coming out in 2013, will feature “insights” from fellow Goodie Mob member Big Gipp. Cee Lo’s statement in a press release teases what his memoir has in store:

Talk about art imitating life? Enter into the super-natural, the surreal and the extra-ordinary that is [Cee Lo Green.] Do you think this is by chance? CRAZY? FORGET YOU? After reading this book, there will be no doubt that I am meant to be. CEELO GREEN A.K.A ‘everybody’s brother’ will make you a believer, not only in me, but also…yourself.

I for one am ready to believe in not only Cee Loo but also myself. However, I’m slightly concerned that there was no mention of Purrfect, the fluffy white cat Cee Lo is constantly stroking on The Voice. I expect to read the real story behind Cee Lo and Purrfect’s relationship — and better yet, Purrfect should be on the cover.

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