Welcome to Megan Fox and Mike Tyson Island (Brazilian English commercial)
It’s the alternate Lost finale we could never have seen coming. Actress Megan Fox and Circe impersonator has set herself up on a deserted island and transformed herself into DOZENS of Megan Foxes in a commercial for Brazilian language school CCAA. “Welcome to Megan Fox Island!” she announces. Help yourself to a Skinny Girl Margarita from her magical urn, lost boys, but for God’s sake order it in English.
Stunningly, this Megan Fox English commercial is nearly a direct inverse of Carl’s Jr.’s recent Santa Fe Turkey Burger commercial, which features Gizem Memic, the reigning Miss Turkey from the Miss Universe pageant. It’s like a mad scientist chef took that commercial, flipped it inside out, and char-broiled that multicultural Popple until it spawned a bunch of Megan Foxes and two Mike Tysons. Pretty deep stuff.
Would you rather have a fundamental understanding of the English language or a turkey burger?