When Bill O’Reilly and Fox contributor Bernie Goldberg had a white-off after a New York Times reporter called Mitt Romney “the whitest white man to run for president in recent memory,” Goldberg came armed with evidence of his street cred: a photo of him posing with… Ice-T? Ice Cube? Bernie pulled a Rick Perry, and O’Reilly pounced. “I’m a brother, man,” he said. “I know the Cubes from the T’s.”

For the record, Ice-T was unimpressed with O’Reilly’s urban-icon acumen.

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