One-liners from Kathy Griffin, Anderson Cooper, Oprah Winfrey, and more

By EW Staff
Updated January 06, 2012 at 05:00 AM EST

Revenge

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”Can I say, ‘I’m going to watch your balls drop?’… It’s like a double entendre.”
— Kathy Griffin, to Anderson Cooper, during their cohosting stint on CNN’s New Year’s Eve broadcast

”Oh, my Lord.”
— Anderson Cooper to Kathy Griffin, after realizing she had stripped down to her bra live on air, on CNN’s New Year’s Eve broadcast

”May I say, I am surprised you’re still alive.”
— Oprah Winfrey, to Steven Tyler, on Oprah’s Next Chapter

”For my 21st, she hired the cast of Cirque du Soleil to perform. Subtlety is not her strong suit when it comes to parties.”
— Daniel (Joshua Bowman), describing his mother’s plans for his upcoming birthday fete, on Revenge

”Screw you and the horse you rode in on.”
— Courtney, commenting on another contestant’s entrance on horseback, on The Bachelor

Episode Recaps

Revenge

Welcome to the Hamptons, a glittering world of incredible wealth and privilege, where smiles hide secrets—and nothing is colder than revenge.
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