By Lanford Beard
December 20, 2011 at 08:00 PM EST
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Ever since CNN asked Kathy Griffin to host its New Year’s Eve broadcast for the first time back in 2007, the fiery comedian has made it her mission each year to a) get fired and b) humiliate cohost Anderson Cooper. Griffin visited Piers Morgan Tonight Monday to preview her fifth year on the job, including her diabolical plans to drunk-dial Wolf Blitzer and roofie Cooper. “My dream is to make the screen turn to a bar code,” she proclaimed. See the full video below.

What do you think, PopWatchers? Are you still laughing from Griffin’s (NSFW) retort to a heckler from CNN’s 2009 taping? (I know I am.) What do you hope Kathy will pull out of her hat this year? Should Cooper stop giggling and start shaking in his boots? On a more serious note, can you believe Piers Morgan has never heard of a roofie?

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