By Aly Semigran
December 16, 2011 at 06:03 PM EST

Welcome to the trailer for Rob Lowe‘s Lifetime movie Untouchable, bitch. (Sorry, The O.C., you have officially been trumped.) After weeks of wondering what in the world became of the handsome Parks and Rec star’s hair, we have our answer: He was filming this by-no-means-should-this-actually-be-funny Drew Peterson biopic. Was it worth the sacrifice? If this clip — which, just to be clear, is not some sort of Saturday Night Live parody of Lifetime movies — is any indication, then… absolutely. The clip is short, 30 seconds to be exact, but we learn a lot about Lowe’s interpretation of the accused wife-killer: He committed another crime by stealing Ron Swanson’s mustache and turning it gray, he’s very indecisive about how he wants the garage door, and he is untouchable… bitch. See for yourself:

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