Hit List: Dec. 16, 2011
Kim Kardashian's ex files for annulment, Georgetown offers Jay-Z course, and more
Jay-Z-themed course being offered at Georgetown University
All questions to the professor must be posed in the form of ”Can I get a…” And the final is a 99-problem set.
Brian Williams calmly delivers NBC Nightly News broadcast while fire alarm blares
Fifty-six percent chance it was Tracy Jordan’s fault. (Forty-four percent chance it was Tracy Morgan’s.)
Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D signs to 50 Cent’s G-Note record label
Get a rich, dark tan or die tryin’.
Kris Humphries responds to Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers by filing for annulment
You say divorce/I say annulment/Let’s call the whole thing off!
Hanson to release India Pale Ale beer called MmmHop
Cee Lo Green says he couldn’t finish getting tattoo of family tree on back because it was too painful
Wasn’t exactly a picnic for the tattoo artist either, what with Cee Lo shouting one of his song titles at him.
Fox Business Channel pundits blast the Muppets as anticorporate leftists
Just wait until they see The Muppets Take Lower Manhattan.
Under-construction Seattle-area concert hall for symphony and theater to encourage use of smartphones
”WTF?!? Violins r botching Concerto Grosso Op. 6 in D Major! Can’t ‘Handel’ this anymore! Meet u in lobby in 5!”
CBS changes title of Rob Schneider-marries-into-a-Mexican-American-family sitcom from ¡Rob! to Rob
”Hey, get these things off me!” hissed ¡Undercover Boss! ”I’m trying to lie low here!”
Charlie Sheen jets off to Colombia
I’m not going to draw any conclusions here, but his carry-on item was a full-length mirror.