Don’t you hate those people at the dog park who think their dog is SO freakin’ special? The ones that only let their pooch have spring water and think the dog park is for their use alone? We already knew the residents of Portlandia take their animal friends (whether alive or on a plate) seriously — cue the chicken dossier, please! But when it comes to man’s best friend, they take things a few steps further.

In this exclusive clip for readers, Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein’s Portlandia alter egos make your neighbors with the Yorkie in a pink sweater look like Santa Claus.

Watch the exclusive clip below and tell us your favorite Portlandia skits!

Season 2 of Portlandia starts Friday, Jan. 6 at 10 p.m. ET on IFC.

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