By Adam B. Vary
Updated December 02, 2011 at 12:00 PM EST

If you’re seeking clarity on what to expect from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, then I guess you’ll find it in the full, red-band trailer, in so far as there is much more footage than the SHRIIIIIIIIM-y teaser that hit the web on Wednesday, and it makes roughly 23 percent more sense. Other than quick cameos by Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, John C. Reilly, Will Forte, and “Chef” Goldblum, easily the highlight* for me is when professional grizzled actor Robert Loggia takes a knife to a poor elderly woman’s hand, sure to be the crowning performance of Loggia’s storied career. (*Sorry, did I say “highlight”? I meant “part that makes me recoil in hide-under-the-desk-and-privately-giggle-to-myself horror.”)

But, no, I really have no idea what is going on at all, and that’s after reading our write-up on the film’s debut at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. Check out the NSFW clip yourself, and decide for yourself:

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