By Aly Semigran
Updated November 29, 2011 at 06:59 PM EST

It’s difficult to find the right words for something that leaves you utterly speechless, but we’re going to try. After all, the sneak preview of the upcoming TLC special called Virgin Diaries, which began to make the rounds on the web yesterday, features what may be the single worst kiss ever documented in history. In fact, if the horrifying smooch between DJ Pauly D and Deena on this past season of Jersey Shore scared you back into wanting to reclaim your virginity, then the one between these newlyweds might have the exact opposite effect. “Really?!” is right, Ryan. Watch the preview below. And don’t forget, if you don’t use it, you lose it. (And by “it,” we mean your lunch.)

Virgin Diaries airs on Sunday, Dec. 4 at 9 p.m. on TLC.

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