SoundBites: Nov. 18, 2011

”I won cutest baby at the 1974 Jasper County Fair. People at the time said I could go Gerber.”
— Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) on Modern Family

”Sometimes you forget I’m a lady. And with that comes an estrogen-fueled need to page through thick glossy magazines that make me hate my body.”
— Amy (Mayim Bialik), to Sheldon (Jim Parsons), on The Big Bang Theory

”You’re the deuce I never wanna drop.”
— Andy (Ed Helms), to Dwight (Rainn Wilson), on The Office

”I can’t believe the worst thing that happened tonight was not getting to move a dead body.”
— Gaby (Eva Longoria) on Desperate Housewives

”In America, dudes don’t ask dudes to be their friends. Except on Facebook. But even then, it can take years.”
— Finn (Cory Monteith) on Glee