By Lanford Beard
Updated October 26, 2011 at 02:55 PM EDT
Image credits: The X Factor: Ray Mickshaw/FOX; Dancing With the Stars: Adam Larkey/ABC; The Rachel Zoe Project: Barbara Nitke/BRAVO

We at EW scoured the TV line-up last night to find the best lines from your favorite shows. Quippy Dancing With the Stars host Tom Bergeron riffed on last night’s winner, our most biting Bite yet. The comedic stylings of X Factor judge L.A. Reid proved he shouldn’t quit his day job. And Rachel Zoe cooks? You’ll never guess her signature dish. Read on!


Want more? Read our recaps for The X Factor and Dancing With the Stars.

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