By Lanford Beard
Updated October 21, 2011 at 03:03 PM EDT

We at EW scoured the TV line-up last night to find the best quotable lines from your favorite shows. From the geek-speak of The Big Bang Theory to the medical jargon of Grey’s Anatomy, amid the sass of Project Runway and the silliness of Jersey Shore, the field of contenders was formidable. All said and done, the sexiness with a bite of The Vampire Diaries won out. Read on…

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