By Lanford Beard
October 18, 2011 at 03:26 PM EDT
Image credit: Richard McLaren/Bravo

We at EW scoured the TV line-up last night to find the best quotable lines from your favorite shows. Between Dancing With the Stars‘ always quotable Bruno Tonioli, the catty Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Two and a Half Men‘s nebbishy straight man, Alan Harper, and the dino-mite dialogue of Terra Nova, the competition was stiff. Who emerged victorious?

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