By Aly Semigran
Updated October 13, 2011 at 02:53 PM EDT

With the exception of maybe Tom Six (and let’s all be seriously thankful for that) just about every celebrity out there has their own line of fragrances these days. But, before you go turning your nose up at the fact that country singer Keith Urban has just released his own cologne called Phoenix, check out the spoof he did while visiting The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday. It definitely doesn’t stink, PopWatchers!

Watch the full clip below to see why Keith Urban claims Ellen DeGeneres is the only woman that his wife, Nicole Kidman, would let do those things to him. Those things, of course being, licking his face and throwing ice at him.

While the talk-show host totally kills it as a whisper-y blonde bombshell, major kudos must be given to Urban for not only his impressive comedic timing (and those hilariously horrified reaction shots), but the fact that he has such a good humor about himself and his product.

Are you burning to try Keith Urban’s Phoenix (which his website describes as a, “woody oriental”, whatever that may mean)? Were you totally jealous of Ellen DeGeneres? Share in the comments section below!

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