By Aly Semigran
Updated October 12, 2011 at 02:39 PM EDT

If you found Samuel L. Jackson’s reading of Go the F–k to Sleep to be hauntingly poetic, then you’re really going to enjoy his prose on Twitter. It’s true, the Oscar-nominated star has finally joined the Twitterverse and his feed brilliantly reads as if someone had made a fake Samuel L. Jackson Twitter account in which every post sounds the way we imagine Samuel L. Jackson says everything. Sample tweets so far: “I’m feelin’ da love! U got a muhfu–a all choked up!”, “I got gnats in my muthafu–in’ dressing room!” and “Can-a muh fu–asay f–k on here?” You can, Samuel L. Jackson. You can.

Ah, if only he’d joined Twitter when that pesky Bronx Zoo cobra had escaped and was running rampant. I feel like Samuel L. Jackson would have known just what to say to him.

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