By Dalton Ross
Updated September 08, 2011 at 04:00 PM EDT


I can’t decide: Is the best part about Benjamin “Coach” Wade having a unique and unprecedented plan for the final Survivor: South Pacific Tribal Council the plan itself, or the fact that he already is assuming he will make it all the way to the final Tribal Council? No matter! Either way, you’ll be amused and delighted to hear his fool-proof plan for winning over the jury when (not if) he makes it to the final three. Coach has an idea so radical that no other contestant has dared attempt it in 22 seasons! What could it be? All I can say is that is it pure 100 percent uncut Coach. To see for yourself, click on the video player below. And in case you missed it, you can also bear witness to the latest random and hilarious Coach survival story. Finally, for more Survivor news and views all season long, follow me on Twitter @EWDaltonRoss. Take it away, DragonZenslayer…