By Lynette Rice
Updated September 02, 2011 at 10:32 PM EDT
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Finally, a wedding we can talk about that doesn’t involve the words Kim and Kardashian: Jason (aka Steve Burton) and Sam (Kelly Monaco) will make it official this month on ABC’s General Hospital. The nuptials will kick off in what we hear is a very unlikely setting beginning Sept. 19.

But the bride isn’t exactly dripping in Neil Lane jewelry in this exclusive photo. Why isn’t she donning the Vera Wang? Is Jason about to offer tickets to the gun show? And is that the officiant in the background or is Teddy Chen Culver just playing a creepy observer?

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Burning question: Will that psycho artist Franco (James Franco) find a way to crash the happy occasion?